Deadpool Wants You to Touch Yourself as Soon as Possible, for Your Health

Deadpool wants anyone who has the balls to do it to check themselves for cancer. Although Deadpool has a tendency to joke about everything, you should seriously heed that warning. You don't want to end up having to be part of a secret experiment that will give you and your cancer regenerative capabilities that will leave you looking like Wade Wilson. 


via the-justice-league

Exactly.